Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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