Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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