White coat. Heels.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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