Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."