ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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