worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
we're so committed to being not committed
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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