why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Randomize
