Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Bring me that man meat
I am available for nakedness
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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