My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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