omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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