If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We need a shit load of segways right now
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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