Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
