Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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