would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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