She is in my trunk
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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