why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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