Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
