and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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