i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
In America we eat man semen.
I'm passing your future prison.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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