Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
