I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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