Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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