I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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