If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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