just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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