His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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