Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(334): View more from Alabama

I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is

(1-334): View more from Alabama

I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P

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(210): View more from Texas

Hey it's Austin.

(254): View more from Texas

I am not drunk enough for this conversation.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive

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(347): View more from New York

you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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(801): View more from Utah

Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Reggie can tackle my bush.

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(360): View more from Washington

Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day

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(845): View more from New York

We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink

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(319): View more from Iowa

Drunk twilight is the only twilight

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