in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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