walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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