I wish i was in the wii world.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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