his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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