so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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