i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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