Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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