then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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