i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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