It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
God, I missed his penis.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
