Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Randomize
