Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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