when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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