The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This is classic penis vs brain.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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