i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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