I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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