you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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