Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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