Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.