carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.