I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Two words: blizzard sex