remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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