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(512): View more from Texas

Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"

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(516): View more from New York

i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

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(613): View more from Ontario

Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.

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(407): View more from Florida

it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.

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(512): View more from Texas

You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."

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(602): View more from Arizona

Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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(473): View more from Grenada-Carib

She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.

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