idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16