but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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