Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.