Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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