I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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