If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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