I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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