I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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