Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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