It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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