In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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