i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
home. puking in laundry basket.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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