I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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