I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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