i already hear my dad disowning me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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