You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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