Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
