hotel room ftw
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize